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Mengikuti pembelajaran tinggat SMA di SMAN 3 DEPOK selama hampir 3 tahun,membuat saya sangat mencintai sekolah ini .Semua kenangan terhampar bebas di sudut Smanti,begitu siswanya menyebut .Tahun depan akan menghadapi UN 2012 dan akan LULUS dan akan melanjutkan studi ke TEKNIK PERTANIAN - INSTITUT PERTANIAN BOGOR(amin).Ingin menjadi seorang wiraswasta dan akan menghilangkan 'import beras' .Sekarang sedang berjuang melawan kemalasan dan ke absurdan hidup yang dialami sejak beberapa bulan lalu naik ke kelas 12,berusaha datang terus ketika bimbel tapi tidak menutup kemungkinan untuk datang telat satu jam .Malas les ketika hujan .Baru-baru ini dipecatsecara halus dari dunia per-paskibraan SMA 3 .Blacklist.Mereka menyebutnya .Dan ingin melupakan semua kegiatan konyol yang diikuti lebih kurang 2 tahun belakangan ini di sekolah ,namun tidak ingin melupakan semua kenangan manis,pahit,asam,asinnya . .Sangat tergila-gila pada Jack Barakat ,gitaris dari band ALL TIME LOW .Menurut saya dia adalah seorang yang gila .Salah satu cita-cita terbesar saya adalah menyambangi ANFIELD STADIUM .Lalu kehabisan ongkos unutuk pulang ke Tanah Air dan akhirnya menetap disana

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Rabu, 16 Desember 2009

CINDERELLA STORY !

Once upon a time, there lived an unhappy young girl with her father, step mother, and her two step sisters. One day, her father suffered a prolonged illness.
Cinderella : My dad, don’t leave me alone, dad!!
Father : I just wanna say, live happily with your stepmother and your step sisters. (agony)
Cinderella : DAAADDDD !!!
Father : Its fine my girl, don’t be sad !
Cinderella : Oh nooooo !! (cry)
Mother : Let your father rest in peace there.
After her father died, Cinderella regarded as auxiliary who take everything in their home. She was treated very cruelly event her bedroom was took by her step sisters so she must sleep on the garret which full of mouse.
Cinderella : Ah, I’m so tired, this homework endless.
Suddenly Gabriel shouted.
Gabriel : Cinderella ! Come here ! Hurry up ! There is a lizard in my bedroom,
chase this lizard and get it out !
Cinderella : Okay, wait a minute. (come and get the lizard out)
Step mother : Cinderella ! Come here ! Hurry up ! Iron my dress. I am going to go to the party, tonight.
Isabella : Cinderella, chose me a nice dress which suitable with me !
Cinderella : Okay !
Everyday, Cinderella must to face behaviour of her step mother and her step sisters. And oneday, there is royal envoy to give an invitation to go to the dance party.
Royal envoy : (knock the door) excuse me, good morning !!
Step mother : Cinderella, open the door.
Cinderella : Okay mom ! (run to open the door)
Royal envoy : Excuse me mam, I am a royal envoy from a kingdom, I come to give an
invitation dance party which there this weekend.
Step mother and her step sisters : Whaat ?? An invitation from a kingdom (suddenly they
run to the door)
Step mother : Why that party to be held ?
Royal envoy : Both of our princes is a looking for a wife. So all of woman in this
country was invited.
Isabella : Mom, I must be look pretty in this weekend, buy me a new dress !
Step mother : Okay, let us shopping !
Gabriel : Do you think you can steal the princes attention?? BIG BODY!!
Isabella : Hey,what did you say?? You just a girl who have a thin body and didn’t
know everything!!
Then, they had a big fight, until I was confused to tell it.
Cinderella : Mom, I also want to go to the dance party. (pitiful face)
Step Mother : For what you come?, you just a servant who doesn’t have
anything!!!(smirking)
Cinderella : But, every girl in this country can attend that party,right???
Step Mother : You can’t attend that party, you just a servant in this house.(and leave the
Cinderella)
Cinderella only cried in his bedroom, and the dance party was arrived, Cinderella was busy to dress up her step sisters.All of them didn’t know if Cinderella had prepared a dress for wear to the dance party although new half sewn!!
Gabriel : Cinderella, you must keep this house with carefully or my mom will kill
you!!
Cinderella : I also want to go to the party,please??
Isabella : Nooooooo(bark out) Just relax, I will bring a delicious food for you.
Cinderella : Ooook ok!!!
Step sisters : Mom,we go ahead to the dance party!!
Step Mother : Ok, honey,bunny, and my sweet heart.(while dressing)
Step sisters : Bye, Mom.
(Run to her step mother bedroom,suddenly she embrace her step mother foot).
Cinderella : Help me mom, let me go, I really really want to follow it!!.
Step Mother : Get out from here,you just ruin my dress.(looked cynical). I say no and
no one can change my mind!!!
Cinderella cried and run away to her bedroom.
Cinderella : I really really want to go …(cry while caress a lizard on her hand)
(Then a fairy godmother come)
Fairy Godmother : What can I do for you,my honey!!(smiled)
Cinderella : Who are you?
Fairy Godmother : I am your fairy god mother who will fulfill your whises!
Cinderella : Really?
Fairy Godmother : Of course.
Cinderella : By the way, I want to go to the dance party!!
Fairy Godmother : Its very easy, let’s go to the park!
Somehow,unconsciously Cinderella have wore a nice dress when she arrived at the park.
Fairy Godmother : Please bring me an orange?
Cinderella : Ok (Turn around and back with bring an orange)
Then fairy god mother read an incantation, fairy godmother keep to trying but always fail.Suddenly she remember, hehe, I’m sorry my dear,the carriage was borrowed. Don’t return trough the middle of night!!
Cinderella : How can I go to the dance party??
Fairy Godmother : Just take a walk.
Cinderella : Whhhhaaaatt!? (very surprise)
Meanwhile Cinderella must take a walk to arrived in the castle.Because of that she come late,in the castle both of the prince look bored.
Prince Edward : (He is look very bored and stand up to looking for partner to
dance)
Prince Edmund : Nothing interesting for me!!
Prince Edward : Do you want to dance with me??(Ask Gabriel)
Gabriel : With a pleasure my prince. (Hold his hand)
Isabella : (See with cnycal). I can do better than her!!(Approach Prince
Edmund) Hi Prince Edmund,do you want to dance with me??
Prince Edmund : You are not level with me.(Go away)
Suddenly, from the door of the castle emerge Cinderella extract everybody attention and both of the prince really really interesting to her.
Prince Edmund : Do you want to dance with me??
Cinderella : Of course my prince!!
See Cinderella and Prince Edmund dance,everyone look jealous including PrinceEdward.
Prince Edward : why he could get prettier girls than me???Whereas I m more handsome than him(While taking off Gabriel’s hand with coarse)
Gabriel : Whats wrong my prince??
Prince Edward : Shut up(Go away from Gabriel)
Prince Edmund and Cinderella dance with happily.
Prince Edmund : You are very beautifull,but I never see you !!
Cinderella : Thank you I really appreciate it.
Suddenly the alarm clock ring with very loud indicate its time to return.
Cinderella : I must go now!!!
When running Prince Edmund shout, ask her name, but Cinderella just turned for a moment and continue to run.,suddenly she crash her step mother and the bakiak was accidentally released.
Step Mother : Where is every one???
Actually when her step mother has come the party was over. Prince Edward talk to Prince Edmund.
Prince Edward : Why you can meet her ? (cynical face)
Prince Edmund : I don’t know.
Prince Edward : Hmm, so she will be mine.
Prince Edmund : No! She mine !
Prince Edward : I can’t agree ! (show the sword)
And then, they fight, but finally Prince Edward lose. And Prince Edmund send royal envoy to adjust shoe that has been left by her. Then the royal envoy is asked to look for a woman who has feet in the same size with the shoe.

(at Cinderella’s house) Suddenly, Royal envoy knock the door, and Cinderella open the door.
Royal envoy : I am a royal envoy from a kingdom, I want to match this shoe to
your feet.
(Gabriel, Isabella, and step mother run to the door)
Royal envoy : May I match this shoe to your feet ?
Isabella : I’m the first ! (not fit)
Gabriela : I’m the next, I’m sure it fit with my feet. (too big)
Cinderella interupt eventually.
Cinderella : May I try it ?
Royal Envoy : Ofcourse you may.
Cinderella foot are match with that shoe, so Prince elmund engage her. Soon, they're married and live together happily ever after...






Characters :
1. Rachmanto BW as Cinderella
2. Weiby Putra as Prince Edmund
3. Galih Ayu K as Prince Edward
4. Izzati GH as Narator
5. Arifa Mustika BR as Fairy Godmother
6. Raden Muhammad Nur as Step Mother
7. Ibnu Sina as Isabella
8. Tia Santika as Gabriel
9. Pradityan Febri Y as Father
10. Kemal Harkat as Royal Envoy

sori banget buat yang bikin cinderrella atau cinderellanya jangan bunuh kelompok gue ,terutama gue ,yaah lo tau sendiri kalo drama yang kita buat melenceng jauh ,cinderrellanya aje cowo,pelecehan banget .
yaak di drama kelompok gue banyak banci ,ngeri .tapi itu yang bikin lo ngakak sampe rumah ,hahahaha .

lo liat aje nih fotonya :


Cinderella

lo liat aja cowonya macho semua

Rabu, 09 Desember 2009

another story

kisahnya Dewe .


ini adalah sebuah kisah nyata alias fakta ,dari salah satu temen gue ,yaitu dewe (sori pake nama asli)

Dewe :

Asal muasal kisal naas ini terjadi adalah ketika gue(dewe) jadian sama anak kelas 12 yang namanya tidak bisa disebutkan,yak mungkin supaya gak bingung,gue sebut inisilanya aje dah : 'R' .well(kayak yang nulis),gara-gara gue jadian sama si 'R' ini menimbulkan konflik antara gue dan mantannya,inisialnya lagi 'I' ,nah si 'I' ini memiliki gerombolan yang sebut saja anak PDS yang juga ikut memebenci gue(ya bener,I membenci saya) .nah pada suatu hari(casik) pas gue lagi duduk di depan kelas sambil nungguin bu sum(guru bahasa indonesia X7 yang kalo die mau ngajar anak-anak pada taruhan apa warna kerudung beliau hari ini)nah di meja bundar(sekali lagi ini adalah kesalahan penafsiran anak smantie:meja itu sebenarnya tidak berbentuk bulat tapi berbenti segi 5,tapi karena nyaris bunder ,so disebutnya meja bunder dah)ada anak-anak PDS lagi pada ngumpul,taulah anak-anak PDS cewe semua,tapi ternyata di sana gak cuma anak PDS doang ,tapi ada sesosok mahluk yang bakal jadi korban di cerita naas gue ,yaitu 'A'(lagi-lagi inisial!gila aje lo kalo gak,bisa-bisa di bacok gue abis nulis eh ngetik ini)si 'A' ini paling ganteng di antara anak-anak PDS di menja bundar(jelas dia cowok)dari kejauhan ada yang manggil-manggil gue gitu :
"Dewe,Dewe"(well,sebenernya mereka manggil nama asli gue,tapi tak mau saya sebutkan)
gue gak denger(ini beneran)terus salah satu temen gue yang juga lagi duduk di depan kelas manggil gue dan bilang gue di panggil sama anak-anak yang duduk di meja bundar(di bangkunya),gue nyamperin dong orang gue dipanggil .dengan tampang nyolot dan sok gue nyaut pas udah deket "Ada apaan kak?"
"oh jadi elo yang namanya dewe",Saut salah satu anak PDS yang SOKE IYE abis .
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hening cukup lama ,terus salah satu dari mereka ada yang nyeletuk "ajak ngomong tuh,kasian di cuekin!"
"anjing",batin gue .
"eh ,ni temen gue ada yang mao kenalan sama lo"Kata tu anak lagi
dengan PD-nya(Percaya Diri,bukan Plaza Depok temapat gaul kaum alayers)dia berdiri singkat ngerapihin rambut yang jelas-jelas udah rapih terus dengan tampang sok cool(dingin)nya di ngulurin tangan kanananya dan bilang :
"gue A",Katanya sok cool
"Kayaknya tadi udah tau nama gue deh kak"bales gue tanpa rasa dosa sedikitpun !sedikitpun!perlu ditegaskan S-E-D-I-K-I-T-P-U-N !
'A' pun langsung menurunkan tangan kanannya dengan kecewa,kecewa gagal mao ngisengin gue(naas banget)dan setelah 'A' dengan lesu menurunkan tangan tangan ada yang nyeetuk lagi(anak PDS demen banget nyeletuk tuk tuk)
"Eh,banyak tau yang pengen kenalan sama 'A',dia tuh banyak yanag suka"
dalem ati "yee emeng saya suka apa sama situ"
dan setelah itu kak tia ,oh dewi fortuna ,dia dateng nginjek kaki gue dan bilang "udah gak usah di dengerin" dan langsung ngomong "dek,jaket gue mana yang lo pinjem kemaren?"
"di tas kak"jawab gue seneng
"yaudah ambil sana"katannya
ooohh dia telah mengalihkan perhatian anak-anak PDS dan 'A' yang mungkin sekarang tampangnya kecut banget ,mampus lo hahaha .Dan gue langsung lari ke kelas .

gue :

well ,gimana ceritanya si dewe ,oke gak ?hahaha coba lo denger secara langsung ,lo pasti ngakak gila ,apalagi kalo lo tau tampangnya si 'A' tambah ngakak lo ,ampe kencing-kencing lagi ,hha .lo pasti bertanya-tanya kan kenapa gue masukin cerita temen gue ke blog gue ?haha itu karena menurut gue ini adalah sebuah cerit yang amat menarik ,sayang gak disebutin aja ceritanya semua ,kal lo tau semua lo pasti bakal puas bacannya :sinetron abis tau gak !
oke sekali lagi ,gue ingetin yang merasa menjadi tokoh dalam cerita gue kali ini ,tolong jangan bakar gue .bbay

Senin, 07 Desember 2009

malaikat - lalala~

Jumat ,yeah hari sibuk terakhir gue dalam 1 minggu,diakhiri dengan wisata ke annuriyah(mesjid langganan)(ada lagi?)well ,menjelang isya alih-alih pas adzan ,datanglah sesosok malaikat dari deket rawa(oke ,dia bukan setan)dan stu hal lagi ,malaikat -cuma sebutan ,bukan malaikat beneran . -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------kepotong ngangkat jemuran-----------------------kepotong ujan dengan geledek yang cukup menggetarkan telinga .
gue ingetin sekali lagi ,itu bukan malaikat ASLI !gila aja lo masa iya gue ketemu malaikat beneran ,malaikat izrail ,ngeri banget(untuk malaikt Izrail sorry banget ,piss)well ,namanya harus di samarkan karena berbahaya bila terdeteksi publik,yaah denger2 sih si 'malaikat' ini pernah jadi foto model apa gitu di galan(uppss ketauan)well ,udah pasti oke deh ni orang .hahay.yak jadi dia itu ,anaknya pak B****** salah satu dari sekian ustad yang eksis di annuriyah(ee gilaa)makin miring aje gue ,yap yap yap singkat cerita ,gue demen nih sama ini manusia(bukan malaikat)jadi gue pake kesempatan tu di hari jumat dengan baik untuk melihat malaikat itu dateng ke mesjid,solat ,terus pulang .itu doang.tapi sudah membuat hati saya riang gembira.senang,riang,hari yang ku impikan (dinyanyikan)sip deh tu orang(sekali lagi dia itu manusia!)perfect pokoknya,ganteng,oke lah,pinter,kata bak aga.merinding deh kalo denger tuh orang baca Al-Qur'an .perfect gak ?apa perlu gue upload fotonya nih?biar lo lo semua bisa liat ketampanannya(maaf ,lebay)yak pokonya begitu .Nah selain gue ,ada yang 'ngefans' sama si malaikat ,hahaha ,nah lagi ini yang seru ,jadi waktu itu . . . . begini ceritanya ,jadi waktu itu(ulang lagi)pas si malaikat ini dateng ke mesjid ,jelas untuk solat isya ,temen-temen gue ,sebut aje TM,ngeliatin .wajar aja ,lo gak bakal bisa lepas memandanginya(ohhh)well ,pas dia udeh kelar solat dan mau balik ,TM masih pada ngeliatin dari balik tembok mesjid ,well mungkin si malaikat ngerasain sesuatu yang buruk ,diliatin sama genderowo sreng seng sawah yang pada mandek dari tadi ngeliatin dia ,dia pun menolehkan kepalanya(yg ibdah) kebelakang ,dan jadilah anak-anak TM pada terpana ngeliat wajahnya yang indah,oh bukan dalam hati mereka:mampus gue diliatin anaknya pak B****** si malaikat langsung ketawa cenge-ngesan gak jelas ,dia baru pertama kali di fans-nin .dan anak-anak TM pada saling memandang dan menutup wajah mereka ,malu .Dan sampai sekarang kalo ada malaikat anak-anak TM gak berani mandang dia lagi ,kecuali gue ,karena waktu kejadian naas itu gue gak ikutan karena gue gak ada .hahaha .
tengkyu .yaah komputer gue udah berasep ,da-ah .


NB:buat yang merasa menjadi tokoh dalam drama firdaus gue ,yolong jangan gebukin gue.